What if, just for a day, you could ditch your white hat, and instead, revel in the delight of being evil (in a fun, fictional way of course)? That’s right. Unleash the power of your nefarious imagination with Top Villain: Total Domination. Dreamt up by Brandon Greer, this massive 228,000-word rollercoaster throws you into a chaotic universe, governed not by sound or sight, but by the whimsical power of your imagination.

MEET THE MIGHTY MATCHLESS MAN

All is going well in your evildoer’s paradise until you come face to face with the man in yellow – Matchless Man. This muscle-clad, chiseled-jawed hero is every villain’s worst nightmare. Though you’ve beaten him before, you’re never truly safe from his heroic antics. Decisions, decisions. Should you convert him, depower him, or just duke it out? And let’s not forget his gang of do-gooder friends! Seriously, what’s with heroes and their pesky friendships?

REPORTER SNOOPS AND STRIKING HENCHPEOPLE

In the midst of your evil scheming, you’ve got a nosy reporter sniffing around your lair. Will you win them over with your undeniable allure or become their next headline? And, for crying out loud, why are your henchpeople suddenly demanding better working conditions? Can’t you just build a world-ending machine without HR complaints?

NOT JUST ANOTHER VILLAIN CONVENTION

At the epic Villain-Con, there’s not just swag, but also the potential to make use of your greatest fan. Everyone has a fan, even villains. And if you play your cards right, you might just be able to exploit theirs.

YOUR OWN PERSONALIZED PALACE OF PERIL

Let’s face it. Any respectable villain needs a lair that screams ‘dominance’. With Top Villain: Total Domination, you can personalize your lair with the most treacherous of gadgets and the chicest of evil decor. Who says being bad can’t look good?

HEROES, NEMESES, AND FAMILY ISSUES, OH MY!

Why stop at just defeating Matchless Man when you have a plethora of other nemeses waiting in line? Take them down, one by one, all while juggling your own set of personal issues. Speaking of which, your mom’s on line one. Again.

ROMANCE ISN’T JUST FOR HEROES

In between your nefarious plans and facing down those goody-two-shoes heroes, there’s always time for a little romance. Whether it’s with your right-hand hench-sidekick, the aforementioned snoop of a reporter, or even your arch-nemesis, love finds a way. After all, even villains deserve a little affection, right?

In the end, as you plunge deeper into this interactive comedic world of supervillainy, it’s clear that Top Villain: Total Domination isn’t just a game—it’s a hilarious, side-splitting, diabolically good time. So, are you ready to stoop to new lows? Mwahahahaha!